This is not how in-game characters should crawl

This shit is hilarious and sad at the same time. What were the Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps developers thinking when they made this game.

FASTEST. CRAWL SPEED. EVER.
Posted on YouTube by Polygon

Umbrella Corps Angry Review
Posted on YouTube by AngryJoeShow

Update: added AngryJoeShow's review video of the game.